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Bohemian Rhapsody w wersji League!

Maamaaa, uuuuu! Kto nie zna tej piosenki Queen? A co powiecie na wersję LoL-ową?

Powstała też nieco inna wersja, niestety obecnie tylko tekstowa. Mimo wszystko – brzmi naprawdę ciekawie (i nie da się jej przeczytać, nie śpiewając w myślach). Pozwólcie, że nie będę tłumaczyć – w wersji angielskiej brzmi wprost idealnie! Polska nieco traci na humorze.

A zatem – przeczytajcie!

Is this the real ranked? Or is this just SoloQ?
Caught in a Fizz_MIN Fizz ult, there’s nothing that I can do.
Look at the map, stop being crap, fuck yooooouuuuuu.
I’m Diamond 5 smurf, I don’t need support from you.
Cause I’m CS high, K/D low,
Stop calling me “freelo”.
Anyway the lane goes doesn’t really matter to me, to me…

 

Amumu_MIN Amumu, I just ganked midlane,
Put a gunblade to his head,
Pressed my Q and now he’s dead.
Amumu_MIN Amumu, the game had just begun,
And now these scrubs have thrown it all away.
Amumu_MIN Amumu, ooooooh, didn’t mean to let you die.
If I’m not back in lane in sixty seconds,
Carry on, carry on,
As if top lane really matters…

 

Too late, Rengar_MIN Rengar has come.
Sends shivers down my spine, body’s tilted all the time.
GG everybody, I’ve got to go.
Gotta leave platinum behind and face the truth.
Amumu_MIN Amumu, oooooh (anyway the lane goes),
I don’t wanna die, I sometimes wish I never played League at all!

 

(Fucking awesome guitar solo you know the one)

 

I see a little silhouette of a Teemo_MIN Teemo,
Ping caution! Ping caution! Aren’t you gonna get ganked, no?
Thunderlord’s decree is so much bullshit, welp GG
Galio_MIN Galio! (Galio_MIN Galio!) Galio_MIN Galio! (Galio_MIN Galio!)
Galio_MIN Galio, Galio_MIN Galio this game he’ll throw
(Magnifico!)

 

I’m just a support, nobody loves me.
Bro, ur a support, y u build trinity?
Leave the CS for your damn ADC!
CS bad, K/D low, could u not feed ChoGath_MINCho?
Bismillah! No, I won’t stop feeding ChoGath_MINCho! (don’t feed ChoGath_MIN Cho)
Bismillah! I won’t stop feeding ChoGath_MIN Cho! (don’t feed ChoGath_MIN Cho)
Bismillah! I won’t stop feeding ChoGath_MIN Cho! (don’t feed ChoGath_MIN Cho)
Won’t stop feeding ChoGath_MIN Cho (don’t feed ChoGath_MIN Cho)
Won’t stop feeding ChoGath_MIN Cho (don’t feed ChoGath_MIN Cho)
Won’t stop feeding ChoGath_MINCho, ohhhh,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh God it’s Blitzcrank_MIN Blitzcrank, God it’s Blitzcrank_MIN Blitzcrank,
Oh God Blitzcrank_MIN Blitzcrank let me go!
Mordekaiser_MIN Mordekaiser has a dragon set aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeee!

 

(More fuckin sick-ass guitar)

 

So you think Cassiopeia_MIN Cass can ult me and E till I cry!?
So you think you’ll Ignite me and leave me to die!?
Oohhhhh, baby! Can’t do this to me baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta flash right out of here!

 

(Eat your fuckin’ heart out Pentakill Mordekaiser_MIN Morde)
Nothing really matters, anyone can see.
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to MasterYi_MIN Yi.
(Anyway the lane goes…)

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Co sądzicie o tych wersjach hitu Queen?

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